I am so mesmerized by their beauty that I fell on my girlfriend's finger and I didn't even notice!
I just want you to know that I get a lot of shaudenfreudinistic pleasure out of seeing someone who makes you look short.
"At the bar's weekly 'Let Me See Up Your Nose' event, Sabrina failed to notice that she was being outdone by the blind girl just a few feet away."
Pregnant girl fails at thumbing her nose at the two beauties.
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/34242140/829406) | From: idav5d 2009-06-17 02:47 am (UTC)
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"No Cleetus, I won't take you home to get your skirt and heels!"
Edited at 2009-06-17 02:48 am (UTC)
my favorite, definitely. :)
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LMAO!
Awesome!
Girl to boyfriend, "Who does this smell like to you?"
OooooH! Snapple. ^.~
to hell with the step stool.... someone call the ladder truck from the fire department!
Jimmy.... I busted you looking at dem gurls.... now smell the stink finger!
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"Merle, wake up! They ain't your type-non of 'ems family."
"Hi, I'm the 1970's. I'd like my hair and fashion back!"
Oddly enough, it was a White Trash Party. Funny how they are interchangeable, huh?
Well, it is 30 years later.
Don't give that smug smile to the camera, bitch, I am just happy I to find someone I can motorboat at eye-level!
You may be taller than me, but see that couple behind you? Oh yeah, I knocked up the girl AND ruined her boy for any other chick.
I have no idea what kind of caption to put to this, but the guy in the background made me laugh out loud!
"Hello, Beautiful, they call me "The Fire Extinguisher" (note pointing sign above your head.) Want me to work on the flames of your burning loins?"
WOW... you're HOT!
xxx
"Really? Shiny hose with a denim cut-off skirt? You're new at this aren't you?" |